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Michael (New Zealand) on 08/14/2021
The interviewer was amazed and inquired, "When do you drink water?"
"I don't." he responded, "I've never been that sick."
Cheers.
Michael from Down Under
Michael (New Zealand) on 03/09/2017
And Corporal Clappy is not a happy chappy. Still, you can't be a saint with his complaint. No, nobody similes with piles. Still, it's worse for the nurse.
From Barmy Army
Michael (New Zealand) on 03/09/2017
"And in a packed show tonight, we'll be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who can no longer make ends meet".
(P.S. Any advice to assist him/her?)
Michael (New Zealand) on 03/05/2017
Patient: "No doctor, most of them are quite happy with it."
Michael (New Zealand) on 01/31/2017
Patient: "Doctor, I have this insatiable urge and compulsion to eat cocktail glasses. I just can't help myself."
Psychiatrist: "Oh my goodness, what, you eat the whole glass?"
Patient: "Yes the whole thing. Oh, except for the stems of course! "
Psychiatrist: "Oh dear, you really ought to try them. They're the best part."
AND
Doctor: "Nurse Jones, did you take this Patient's temperature?"
Nurse Jones: "No Doctor. Why? Is it missing?"
Cheers, Michael
Michael (New Zealand) on 01/26/2017
Cheers, Michael
Michael (New Zealand) on 12/16/2016
He gave me a kite!
Michael (New Zealand) on 12/13/2016
"Doctor, doctor, I am really worried! I think I have broken my arm in several places. I need your advice. What should I do?"
And the Good Doctor says:
"I strongly urge you not to go back to those places".
Michael (New Zealand) on 12/11/2016
"Doctor, doctor, I am really worried, I am shrinking! I am getting smaller each and every day, you have to help me!"
And the Good Doctor says,
"Now, now, calm down. You will just have to learn to be a little patient."
Cheers, Michael
