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Michael (New Zealand) on 08/14/2021: 
The interviewer was amazed and inquired, "When do you drink water?"
"I don't." he responded, "I've never been that sick."
Cheers.
Michael from Down Under
Michael (New Zealand) on 03/09/2017:
And Corporal Clappy is not a happy chappy. Still, you can't be a saint with his complaint. No, nobody similes with piles. Still, it's worse for the nurse.
From Barmy Army
Michael (New Zealand) on 03/09/2017:
"And in a packed show tonight, we'll be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who can no longer make ends meet".
(P.S. Any advice to assist him/her?)
Michael (New Zealand) on 03/05/2017:
Patient: "No doctor, most of them are quite happy with it."
Michael (New Zealand) on 01/31/2017:
Patient: "Doctor, I have this insatiable urge and compulsion to eat cocktail glasses. I just can't help myself."
Psychiatrist: "Oh my goodness, what, you eat the whole glass?"
Patient: "Yes the whole thing. Oh, except for the stems of course! "
Psychiatrist: "Oh dear, you really ought to try them. They're the best part."
AND
Doctor: "Nurse Jones, did you take this Patient's temperature?"
Nurse Jones: "No Doctor. Why? Is it missing?"
Cheers, Michael
Michael (New Zealand) on 01/26/2017:
Cheers, Michael
Michael (New Zealand) on 12/16/2016:
He gave me a kite!
Michael (New Zealand) on 12/13/2016:
"Doctor, doctor, I am really worried! I think I have broken my arm in several places. I need your advice. What should I do?"
And the Good Doctor says:
"I strongly urge you not to go back to those places".
Michael (New Zealand) on 12/11/2016:
"Doctor, doctor, I am really worried, I am shrinking! I am getting smaller each and every day, you have to help me!"
And the Good Doctor says,
"Now, now, calm down. You will just have to learn to be a little patient."
Cheers, Michael
