Charity (faithville, Us) on 09/04/2021
Merry Heart: Whooped by Mama and Pinched by a Nun | Jesse Duplantis - YouTube
Michael (New Zealand) on 08/14/2021
The interviewer was amazed and inquired, "When do you drink water?"
"I don't." he responded, "I've never been that sick."
Cheers.
Michael from Down Under
Michael (New Zealand) on 03/09/2017
And Corporal Clappy is not a happy chappy. Still, you can't be a saint with his complaint. No, nobody similes with piles. Still, it's worse for the nurse.
From Barmy Army
Michael (New Zealand) on 03/09/2017
"And in a packed show tonight, we'll be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who can no longer make ends meet".
(P.S. Any advice to assist him/her?)
Michael (New Zealand) on 03/05/2017
Patient: "No doctor, most of them are quite happy with it."
Michael (New Zealand) on 01/31/2017
Patient: "Doctor, I have this insatiable urge and compulsion to eat cocktail glasses. I just can't help myself."
Psychiatrist: "Oh my goodness, what, you eat the whole glass?"
Patient: "Yes the whole thing. Oh, except for the stems of course! "
Psychiatrist: "Oh dear, you really ought to try them. They're the best part."
AND
Doctor: "Nurse Jones, did you take this Patient's temperature?"
Nurse Jones: "No Doctor. Why? Is it missing?"
Cheers, Michael
Michael (New Zealand) on 01/26/2017
Cheers, Michael
Michael (New Zealand) on 12/16/2016
He gave me a kite!
Michael (New Zealand) on 12/13/2016
"Doctor, doctor, I am really worried! I think I have broken my arm in several places. I need your advice. What should I do?"
And the Good Doctor says:
"I strongly urge you not to go back to those places".
Michael (New Zealand) on 12/11/2016
"Doctor, doctor, I am really worried, I am shrinking! I am getting smaller each and every day, you have to help me!"
And the Good Doctor says,
"Now, now, calm down. You will just have to learn to be a little patient."
Cheers, Michael
Michael (New Zealand) on 10/19/2016
A great U tube video is by the "Two Ronnies" (British Comedians; Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbet) entitled "How to Care for the Sick". Wonderful 1970s stuff as long as you are not too politically correct. Another one is "Doctor Death" also featuring the Two Ronnies. "Indian Cooking" is hilarious too. Enjoy! Laughter is good for you.
Cheers,
Michael
Mama To Many (Tennessee, Usa) on 07/17/2015
This week we got a copy of, "The Lorax, " by Dr. Seuss at a secondhand store. This has been a favorite children's book in my house for many years.
On the way home from the store, one of my little boys asked his older sister to read him, "The Borax."
~Mama to Many~
Alain (Ottawa, Ontario, Canada) on 05/18/2010
Here a few short films that may bring some smiles. :)
I hope you like them.
Dancing ... or Where the Hell is Matt (2008)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY&feature=player_embedded
2005 Version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WmMcqp670s&feature=player_embedded
... Dancing 2006
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNF_P281Uu4&feature=player_embedded
... Dancing 2006 Outtakes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT8jA_pps3o&feature=player_embedded
Where the Hell is Afunakwa?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiHTh6NnoWo&feature=player_embedded#!
Dancing with the Huli Wigmen
http://vimeo.com/1273737
The main videos can be downloaded from
http://www.stridegum.com/#/mattsplace/
Also, Bodhisattva in metro (had already been posted by EC before)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jedd2FiZTqM
Alain
Sue M. (Worden, Il) on 02/16/2010
Rena (Mineral Bluff, Georgia, Usa) on 02/12/2010
Deirdre (Earth Clinic) on 02/12/2010